I promised her I knew deep down he asked me if I told her shrink The judge declared Gerhard Schröder said I shrieked in pain The painters knew A Klingon said My hamster thought The blood test showed This roadie said

I'd

stay with her warp her mind swear off booze change my sex punch her out live off her drink my beer stay a dwarf hate her dog pick my nose play "Mau-Mau" salivate

forever

She told me

our love would never die there was no other guy those Paddies made her cry man wasn´t meant to fly that Clinton didn´t lie her basset hound was shy that Rolex made her high she´d have a swiss on rye she loved my one blue eye her brother´s name was Kai she couldn´t stand my tie

I never thought she´d

run off wind up boogie yodel sky dive turn green freak out blast off make it black out bobsled grovel

with that Paddy with my old hat on a surfboard with her dentist without paying with no clothes on with our drummer in her nightgown with her guru while in labor

She left the Irish Pub and said You'd think at least that she'd have said I never had the chance to say She told her fat friend Grace to say I now can kiss my credit cards I guess I was too smashed to say She fell beneath the wheels and cried She killed my old PC to say She freaked out on the lawn and screamed I pushed her off the bridge and waved But that's the way that pygmies say She went to Holyhead and said

goodbye.

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